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fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.Top Text: “NO CUSTOMERS, ATTEMPT TO STEP AWAY FROM REGISTER.”Bottom Text: “CUSTOMER COMES:”AND YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE GETTING AWAY!”.”]

I hear this as often as the it’s free joke, and I honestly hate it even more. When I attempt to step away from the register, most likely to tidy up my aisle, a customer comes and says this or something similar. It is very rude in my opinion. I just say silent and pretend they said nothing because every time I hear this I want to yell at them. Ugh.

fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.

Top Text: “NO CUSTOMERS, ATTEMPT TO STEP AWAY FROM REGISTER.”

Bottom Text: “CUSTOMER COMES:”AND YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE GETTING AWAY!”.”]

I hear this as often as the it’s free joke, and I honestly hate it even more. When I attempt to step away from the register, most likely to tidy up my aisle, a customer comes and says this or something similar. It is very rude in my opinion. I just say silent and pretend they said nothing because every time I hear this I want to yell at them. Ugh.


spikefuckingjonze:

sofiajonze:

inthetopofthetower:

This is absolutely beautiful! However, inspired by all the things about equality that keeps popping up on my dash, I have to ask, why there’s no white woman included. It seems like the maker have tried to cover as many races as possible, so then why not white? 

shut up, there are millions of white only based posts like this, open ur eyes

are you serious omg



ahsadler:

deerypoof:

Of all a deer’s senses, their eyesight is the worst. 

I don’t know what I was expecting but this was so much better than that

ahsadler:

deerypoof:

Of all a deer’s senses, their eyesight is the worst. 

I don’t know what I was expecting but this was so much better than that


" Claiming there is no other life in the universe is like scooping up some water, looking at the cup and claiming there are no whales in the ocean."
Neil deGrasse Tyson in response to “Aliens can’t exist because we haven’t found them yet” (via we-are-star-stuff)

rashkah said:  #8 for Vortex :V

sawyl:

the cutest


sigath said:  tyto in 8 because he is a cutie i've never seen before (and uh uh uh 9 for bark cus i'd like to see how you'd handle that if you want to) <33

sawyl:

anything more than shorts and tshirt is too much (will do bark in separate post)


ice-cream-and-cigarettes:

achievement-hunter:

miggylol:

pumpkin spice candles soon

pumpkin lattes soon

pumpkin everything

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suicunesrider:

uneditededit:

Remember in 1993 when Jurassic Park was like…the end all, be all of special effects?

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not gonna lie that still looks intimately real


nasturbate:

prosetitute:

I’M DYING

STOP HARASSING YOUR PARENTS but also keep doing it because i just laughed so hard my soul escaped my body


Song: "It's cause I have boobies!"
Artist: Let's PLay - Last of Us Multiplayer RTPodcast Crew
Album:
Played: 6,292 times

"I’ve literally never seen Barbara happier than she is right now."


rainbowbarnacle:

sofriel:

tickatocka:

a kitten trying super hard to fight a ceramic cat statue

THANK U 4 THIS

OH MY GOD

AT 0:48 THE KITTEN VIPER BITES ITS CERAMIC THROAT


captainstormwind:

the truth is out there.